vvaddles:

european dude: *struggles to speak english with a heavy accent*

everyone: omg how adorable!!!

south asian dude: *struggles to speak english with a heavy accent*

everyone: uh wow lol go back to your country



wherewentz:

2007 was so important

wherewentz:

2007 was so important



jaundiceyeyes:

BRUH

jaundiceyeyes:

BRUH




(Source: seattlegracegifs)



bewbin:

buttchunks:

A living legend.

When’d Obama grow a ponytail

bewbin:

buttchunks:

A living legend.

When’d Obama grow a ponytail




yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

(Source: dalasharaia)



maniacally-laughing-fallen-angel:

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

Do the hose yourself down thing then climb through her window and stand over her until the dripping water wakes her up.

maniacally-laughing-fallen-angel:

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

Do the hose yourself down thing then climb through her window and stand over her until the dripping water wakes her up.

(Source: courtneyhatesjane)





goldenveil:

Istanbul, Turkey

goldenveil:

Istanbul, Turkey

(Source: youshouldstopwatchingtv)



cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day



Anonymous asked:
How many books must a man buy a girl before they may date and live happily ever after?

bluestockingbookworm:

booksandhotchocolate:

Got it? Good. 

Yup. Exactly this many.





espeyonce:

When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

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cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day




islandtyphoon:

the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy



svvitzerland:

people talking about their sexual experiences and u r in the corner likeimage

(Source: toyota)